“The Magic of Modern SMS”

 

  • Life is nothing without friendship.

 

  • Love is friendship set on fire.

 

  • My best times, are the times, I spend with you.

 

  • The road to a friend’s house is never long.

 

  • A true friend is someone who is there for you when
    they would rather be some place else.

 

  • Always remember that every good friend was once a
    stranger.

 

  • You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding
    back.

 

  • Friends always show their love. What are brothers for
    if not to share troubles?

 

  • Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the
    world together.

 

  • In the end, we will remember not the words of our
    enemies, but the silence of our friends.

"The Magic of Modern SMS"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Tere pyar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
    Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai.
    Sochta hun ki ghar ki bijli katwa dun,
    Kambakht bill bahut aata hai.

 

  • Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye,
    Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye.
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikali….
    Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

 

  • Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
    ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mahak ho axe jaise,
    tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tension free rahe huggies
    jaise!

 

  • Sharab bani to Maikhane bane.. Husn bana to
    Deewane bane.. kuch to baat hogi aapmein, yun hi
    nahin pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

 

  • Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.
    499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo…

 

  • A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing
    about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

 

  • The medicine of life is to have several true faithful
    friends.

 

  • Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe
    of life.

 

  • I get by with a little help from my friends.

 

  • My best friend is the one who brings out the best in
    me.

 

  • Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

 

  • Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his
    college. You know why?
    Because he wanted to check from where the question
    paper is leaking.

 

  • One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

 

  • Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking
    together.

 

  • Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave,
    and impossible to forget.

 

  • Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and
    your enemies won’t believe it.

 

  • A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

 

  • The greatest good you can do for another is not just to
    share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

 

  • Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that
    can be pulled up.

 

  • What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom
    you dare to be yourself.

 

  • A man’s friendships are one of the best measures of
    his worth.

 

  • Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow,
    we will stand by each other, however it blow.

 

  • Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

 

  • Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.

 

  • A friend is someone with whom you dare to be
    yourself.

 

  • Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness.

 

  • Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till
    they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones,
    speak them rather now instead.

 

  • A real friend walks in when the rest of the
    world walks out.

 

  • Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

"The Magic of Modern SMS"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
    Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
    Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in
    convulsions.