“The Most Clever SMS Jokes You’ll Ever Read”
Rural Doctor (Metting a patient): I’ve taken
the liberty of sending in my little account again.
Patient: Is that so? Well, acting on your
advice, I am avoiding business worries for the
present.
Drama Producer, Have you ever had any
experience?
Applicant, I had my leg in a cast once.
The writer of this book is a genius; by the way,
I must thank him for such a fantastic weekend at
his cottage in the country. This, of course, in no
way influenced my opinion of his work. A female
critic.
Your hair needs cutting badly, the barber
commented.
It does not, stated the customer, seating
himself on the chair.
It needs cutting nicely; You cut it badly last time.
How did you meet your husband?
I was crossing a street when this car drove
up and stopped with a big jerk; it was him.
Politics wouldn’t be so bad if we could just
eliminate the politicians.
The two middle-aged guys were staring into
their beers in a neighbourhood ginmill.
First Guy, I regret the day I was married.
Second Guy: What’re you bitching about? I
was married for nearly a year.
Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday?
No. Is that so? Well, I suppose you will sue
me for damages?
Not at all. What will you take for the Dog?
A press reporter was having an interview with
the popular Indian actress Madhuri Dixit. he
asked a number of questions and finally came to
this one: Are you female?
Madhuri Dixit gave a slightly longer answer :
It was the last time I looked my face in the mirror.
An exhausted husband told his wife: What a
day I had. The electronic brain broke down, and
we all had to think.