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Sardarji went to a cheap restaurant to have
dinner. He ran into his friend Dayal who was
working there as a waiter.
“Dayal, aren’t you ashamed of working in
this third-class restaurant?” he asked.
“I may work in a third-class restaurant,”
replied Dayal, but I don’t eat in one like you.”
Sardarji’s wife served her husband the
tandoori chicken. She had roasted earlier that
evening for his dinner. Sardarji took one bite of
the chicken, and said, “Santo, this chicken has a
strange flavor. What did you roast it with?”
“You see the chicken got burnt,” replied
Mrs. Santo, “So I smeared it with Burnal.”
The Sunny were having a lot of tension in
their marriage. Sunny’s wife went to consult a
holy man and sought his guidance. The holy man
heard her complaints and said, “Beti, it is our
tradition that a good wife always follows in the
footsteps of her husband. So must you.”
“But, Maharaj, how can I do that?” asked
Sunny’s wife. “My husband is a postman.”
Accused: “You honor, I wish to plead
guilty.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you do so at the
beginning of the trial?”
Accused: “Because I thought I was
innocent, but at that time I hadn’t heard the
evidence against me.”
“How could the prisoner have gotten
away?” snarled the army Major at the responsible
Subedar, “I told you to put men on all the
entrances!”
“So I did Sir,” said Subedar Natha Singh,
“I think he got out by one of the exits.”
A beggar knocked at Sumit’s door and said,
“Please give me some money.”
Sumit: “I have no money.”
Begger: “You can give me some atta.”
Sumit: “There is no atta left.”
Begger: Then give me an old shirt or
pajama.”
Sumit : “I have no shirt or pyjama old &
new.”
“In that case,” replied the beggar, “You
come with me and we can go begging together.”