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This man goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor
I need a new dick.”
The doctor says, “No problem, we have
three kinds. We have a three-hand half-inch,
five-and-a-half-inch, and nine inches. Which
one would you like?”
The man says, “May I see the nine inches?”
The doctor says, “No problem.”
The man says, “But, Doctor could I have it
in white?”
Sunny goes to his doctor, and the doctor
says, “Sit down, I have good news and bad news
for you, and I’ll tell you the good news first.
Sunny says, “What’s that?”
The doctor says, “Well I examined all your
data and found you had only twenty-four hours
to live.” And Sunny goes, Half shit! that’s
the Good news? What’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “Well, I should have called
you yesterday!”
The World’s greatest lover :
This man was having sex with a woman
and the first thing she said was, “Are you in?”
And after they had sex she said, “Where
you in?”
He held her close against him, a warm glow
of satisfaction covering them both.
“Am I the first man you ever made love to?”
he asked.
She studied him reflectively. “You might
be,”
She said, “Your face looks very familiar!”
A man wakes up one morning and when he
looks in the mirror, he sees a strange growth on
his forehead that looks for all the world like a
tiny penis. Panicked, the man runs to the doctor
and, sure enough, the doctor confirms his worst
fears. There is, in fact, a cock crowing out of his
forehead. However, the doctor tells the man not
to be concerned, and that when the penis reaches full
size, he should be able to remove it with no
problem. “Oh my God, no”
Wails the man. “I couldn’t stand staring at
that things until it stops growing.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” counsels the doctor.
“You won’t see it. The balls will cover your
eyes.”