“The Most Hilarious SMS Jokes You’ll Ever Read”
SEX has become one of the most discussed
subjects of modern times. Victorians pretended
it did not exist; the moderns pretended nothing else existed.
The average wife doesn’t tell her husband
everything Since he’s at the office eight hours a
day. There just isn’t time.
Late one night in 1492, the crew of the Santa
Maria overheard the following words issued from
a native hut belonging to local Indian beauty;
“Keep your hands yourself, Columbus you.ve
discovered enough already.”
A man came home and found a note from his
wife stating that she had gone to a nudist colony.
He approached the place and asked her why she’d
done it.
She replied, “I told you I would; maybe next
the time you’ll believe me when I tell you I’ve got
nothing to wear.”
CUSTOMER: I’m looking for something cheap and
nasty to give my mother-in-law as a present.
Shopkeeper: I’ve got just the thing, Sir. My
father-in-law.
A career woman’s rather go out
and be an employee than stay home and be
boss.
The woman told a group of friends the
story of their fourth wedding. “Abraham and had
just started down the aisle.” She said, “When all
at once every light in the church went out.”
“What did you do?” asked a friend.
“Kept going.” said the woman. “I knew the
way.”
A guy stalked into a police station to lodge
a complaint. The guy said, “I was in the
phone booth, and this fellow came along and
wanted to use the phone; I told him to wait for a
while, but he wouldn’t. Finally, he slammed open
the door and yanked me out of there.”
“On this, I got mad,” the guy said.
“The one a bitch didn’t even give my
girlfriend time to put her panties on.”