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A barber was asked to join his friend’s sixth
wife’s funeral.
“We can’t go again,” said the barber.
“Why not dear?” asked his wife.
“Well, don’t you think it’s bad? We keep
going to funerals without having called him once
to a similar function at our house.”
Patient: “I’m madly in love with a horse?”
Doctor: “There’s nothing to worry about
that many people love animals!”
Patient: “Yes, But I love this horse
romantically passionately, like you’d love a
woman!”
Doctor: “Is the horse a male or a female?”
Patient: “Female, of course. What do you
think, am I a fool?”
A doctor suggested that a patient should be
sent to a warm climate.
“Bombay?”
“No, Sunny,” said the doctor.
“Calcutta?”
“No, Sunny.”
“Cochin?”
“No, Sunny.”
“Vizapatnam?”
“No, Sunny.”
“Delhi?”
“No, Sunny.”
In desperation the woman went and brought
her stove you sit on it, doctor, and let us know
the degree of heat you suggest for the patient so
that we may worm his room to that level.
Sunny and Vinay, Two doctors, were
conversing in front of the hospital when two
really attractive ladies came towards them.
“Here comes my wife and my girlfriend,”
said, Sunny.
“That’s odd,” said Viany. “I was just gonna
say the same thing to you.”
Bobby: “Dad, that man wasn’t a painless
a dentist as he advertised.”
Dad: “Why? did he hurt you?”
Bobby: “No, but he yelled when I bit his
thumb.”
Dr. Sunny brought the young woman into
his office and gestured toward the couch.
“Do you mind if I stand?” Radha asked.
“I just got back from my honeymoon.”
Mrs. Mamta the oversexed young wife of a
movie mogul, went to a psychiatrist who
specialized in sexual problems.
Two hours later she phoned her husband
on location in America. Darling, guess what,”
She cooed. “I think I finally found a doctor to
lick my problems.”