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“Has your marriage taken place?”
“50% only.”
“How’s that!”
“You see, marriage is an agreement
between two persons, a male, and a female. I have
agreed to it, so it is 50% only.”
Sunny: “There is one word that will make
me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry
me?”
Sunita: “No.”
Sunny: “That’s the word.”
“I was distressed to note the milkman
kissing while delivering the milk bottle.
“Oh, don’t be jealous, mummy!”
“Will you come into my apartment?”
“What for?”
“Just for a talk?”
“I don’t like talking. I want action.”
“Doctor: “Now, tell me, what’s wrong with
you?”
Sunny: “I’m worrying about my future!”
Doctor: “I’ll give you a year’s treatment.
It’ll be 10,000/= a month.”
Sunny: “That’s taking care of your future!
Now what about mine?”
“The man who gives, when he is wrong,”
said the street orator,” is a wise man, but the man
who gives when he is right.
“Married!” said a meek voice in the crowd.
“Two hours after her marriage the groom
said: “I’ll be frank with you, dear, and tell you
that you’re not the first girl I’ve kissed.”
Bride: “I’ll be frank too, and tell you that
you’ve got a hell of a lot to learn!”
Judge: “Your neighbors say, you and your
wife are inseparable.”
Wife: “Yes, Your Honor. It takes at least
seven people to drag us apart.”
The teacher, who had taken the children to
a picnic was distributing ice creams to all the
children when one of them asked, “Please give
me one more ice cream.”
“But you’ve already had four,” the teacher
pointed out.
“Just one more, teacher.”
“Well, this must be the last.”
“Thank you teacher but I must say you’ve
get no willpower.”
What do you get, when you sleep with a
judge? Honorable discharge.