“The Most Ridiculous Online Challenges That Will Make You Laugh”
Peon: “Here’s, your telegram sir!”
Director: “Nonsense! It’s not for me. It’s
not even signed by my father.”
The scene in the film was tense and the
audience sat enthralled. Suddenly, the hero
slapped the heroine on the face.
In the silence that followed, a young voice
piped up: “Why doesn’t she hit back like you
do, mummy?”
“This is the British Broadcasting
corporation—The next program comes to you
from the bathroom at the pump pardon me, I mean
the pumproom in Bath.”
Manager: “Where’s the cashier?”
Accountant: “Gone to the races.”
Manager: “Gone to the races in business
hours?”
Accountant: “Yes, Sir, it’s his last chance
of making the books balance.”
“A beautiful young girl finding something
morally wrong with the salesman said to him,
“Have you no sense of honor?”
“We do not sell a sense of honor here,
madam, we sell goods,” replied the salesman,
bluntly.
“Oh, doctor, I’m so nervous! This is my first
operation.”
“I know just how you feel. You’re my first
patient.”
Sunny and Vinay were having lunch.
“I gotta leave in a few minutes,” said Sunny.
I got a terrible toothache, and I’m going to the
dentist and have it out.”
“That’s dumb,” said Vinay. “Yesterday I
had a toothache too. I went home; my wife made
love to me, and the pain left me like that. Why
don’t you try it?”
“That’s a great idea. Call up your wife and
tell her I’ll be right over.”
Sunny: “Mama, I didn’t know you could
take a course apart.
Mother: “What made you think you could?
Sunny: “I heard Daddy say that last night
be screwed the ass off a nurse.