“The Shortest Jokes in the World: SMS Jokes Edition”
The doctor told the oversexed gild, Your old
Man is all tried out.
What he needs is a lot of rest; that’s why I’m
prescribing these sleeping pills.
How often should he take them? She asked.
They’re not for him, said the medico; they’re
for you.
A woman complained of pains in her lower
abdomen and submitted to examination
reluctantly. The husband looked on with
unfeigned interest.
When the doctor had finished, he prescribed
some medicine, and the woman jumped up for
the table, dressed hurriedly, and out of the room.
Your wife’s certainly lively, commented the
doctor; She’ll be all right in a few days.
My wife? Said the man; I have seen her before.
Doc. I was wondering why you called me in here
with you.
MY professional and personal lives have
become to interwind; the stewardess told the
marriage counsellor, When my husband nudged
me awake the other night, I murmured welcome
aboard.
A practical-minded father was lecturing his
studious son on the necessity of getting to know
and understand girls so that he’d be prepared
when the time came to think of marrying.
I realise that, Pop, replied Son, and you will
be happy to know that there’s a cute little thing in
one of my classes which I’ve just learned to read
like a book.
Oh, doctor, said the young lady, will the scar
show?
That madam, said the doctor, is entirely up
to you.
When my husband organisms, the woman
complained to the marriage counsellor; his
reaction included an ear-shattering yell.
All things considered commented the adviser,
I should think that would be a certain source of
satisfaction for you. Oh, it would, said the woman,
if it just did not wake me up.
RESORT counsellor: Where would you like to
send your daughter this summer?
Gentlemen: I need a special type of resort
for my daughter. She’s too old for toys and too
young for boys.