“The Top 10 Internet Jokes You Need to See”
“Hey, give me a kiss?”
“Sure.”
“That does it! Our engagement is off.”
“But why?”
“Because if you’d kiss me, you’d kiss
anybody.”
Ladies, do each of your husbands wake up
in the morning feeling bustles or listless?”
“I say, Madam, your husband has fallen into
the well.”
“Oh, that’s all right. We use the city water
now.”
“Does your husband snore in his sleep?”
“I don’t know, we’ve banned carried only five
days. All that I know is that the stupid simply
bores.”
“When he stops boring, he will start
snoring?”
“That I’ll be in between two fires.”
“How can I ever repay your kindness to me
during my recent illness?” gushed the dowager.
Said the doctor harshly, “By cash ma’am,
Cheque or money order.”
“Young man,” the doctor exclaimed to his
rapidly convalescing patient,” You owe your
remarkable recovery to your wife’s tendu care.”
Said the patient. “That’s excellent I’m still
unmarried.
The worried wife came to the doctor and
said, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with
my husband. He has sudden changes. Monday
he liked milk-feeding. Tuesday he liked milk pudding. Wednesday he liked milk pudding.
Thursday he liked milk pudding. Friday he liked
milk pudding. And all of a sudden today he didn’t
like milk pudding.”
Nurse: Congratulations, Mr. Sunny, You
have just become the father of twins.”
Sunny: “Oh, that’s wonderful. Now, nurse,
you have to promise not to tell my wife. I want
to surprise her!”
Professor: “What is a home without
parents?”
Sunny: “A good place to fix appointments
with girls.”
Judge: “So you want a divorce from your
husband? Aren’t your relations pleasant?”
Applicant: “Mine are, but he is awful!”
Nurse: Congratulations, Mr. Sunny, You
have just become the father of twins.”
Sunny: “Oh, that’s wonderful. Now, nurse,
you have to promise not to tell my wife. I want
to surprise her!”