“The Top 100 SMS Jokes of All Time”
The widow in court confessed to the judge that
she had killed her husband with a bow and arrow
because she didn’t want to wake the kids.
On meeting an acquaintance after several
years, a girl said, I never imagined you’d marry
the man you did.
Neither did I, replied the other; I disliked his
ways, but I adored his means.
What would be the best thing to do if you
decided you were mad?
Change your mind.
Age has destroyed my need to be a beautiful
woman.
The 40 pulse danseuse Mallika Sarabhai.
What do misers do during a cold December?
Sit around a candle.
Ajit: I’m going to buy a farm two hundred miles
long and half an inch wide.
Charan: What on earth are you going to
grow?
Ajit: Spaghetti.
A clothier had an important lunch date with a
buyer, when he got home, his wife asked how it
had gone, Fifty-Fifty, replied the clothier, I
showed up, but he didn’t.
Sitting silently at the bar, the man sipped his
drink, while on his face was an expression of
extreme sadness.
Gautam asked a friend, What in the world is
the matter?
Oh, I’m having trouble with my wife, Gautam
explained.
What happened?
Well, she told me she wasn’t going to speak
to me for thirty days.
But his friend objected that ought to make
you happy it did, Gautam answered, but today
is the last day.
A visiting cricket team was supposed to find
no scoring facilities at the village
ground. The captain approached the opposing
leader. How do you keep the score? he asked,
Oh, we keep it in our heads, replied the captain,
a burly Blacksmith, and if there’s any argument,
we settle it behind the pavilion after the game.