“The Top Internet Web Jokes You Should Read”
Vinay: “Broken off your engagement to
Meena?”
Sunny: “She would not have me.”
Vinay: “You should have told her about
your rich uncle in Bombay.”
Sunny: “I did. She is my aunt now.”
Santa and Lallu were working on a roof
when Santa slipped and fell to the ground. Lallu
cleaned over and called out: “You dead or alive,
Santa?”
“Alive,” moaned Santa.
“You’re a liar, I don’t know whether to
believe you or not,” said Lallu.
“Then I must be dead,” said Santa, “because
you wouldn’t dare call me a liar if I were alive.”
Sumit and his wife had a bitter quarrel and
were yelling at each other.
“What do you think I am?” shouted Sumit.
“You treat me like a dog.”
“I don’t look upon you as a dog,” yelled
back Sumit’s wife, but for God’s sake stop barking at me.”
Mother: “Why are you crying?”
Son: “My teacher was sick for a long time
and now I have heard that.”
Mother: “Heard what? Is her condition
worse?”
Son: “No, she has become will again.”
Novice: “Do clever men make good
husbands?”
Sage: “Clever man, don’t become
husbands!”
Once my cousin, who was expecting her
second child, was advising her son Ravi to be a
good boy and drink his glass of milk. But Ravi
insisted on taking tea. When repeated efforts
failed, his mother tried to cajole him and asked,
“Ravi, would you like me to give you a brother
or a sister?”
“I would like to have a sister,” replied Ravi.
“If you want to have a sister, You better
drink your milk. If you take tea, you will get a
brother.”
“Mummy, what I would I get if I take
coffee?” asked Ravi.
At a party, Santo complained to her husband,
“Sardarji, that man over there has been staring
at me for the last ten minutes.”
Replied Santo’s husband, “Not to worry;
he deals in antiques.”
The tenant knocked frantically on his
landlord’s door. “I’ve come to tell you that there
is a rat in the house.”
Landlord: “I told you, no pets.”