The Ultimate Internet Laughs
What’s the difference between erotic and
kinky? When it’s erotic you use a feather, and
when it’s kinky you use the whole chicken!
“Mommy, Mommy. I can’t lick the bowl!”
“Shut up or I’ll flush!”
Love is like a poker game. It starts with a
pair, she gets a flush, he shows diamonds, and it
ends with a full house.
What is better than four roses on a piano?
Two lips on an organ!
This girl was talking with her girlfriends
and told them that she calls her boyfriend Sunny
because he likes to drink beer whenever they
make love. The second girl said, “I call my boyfriend Seven
up because he has seven inches and
it’s always up.” The third girl said, “Well, I call
my boyfriend Vinay’s because he’s a hard liker!”
Why is it so great to be a test-tube baby?
Because you get a womb with a view!
What do a weatherman and a sexually
What do aroused women have in common?
They are both interested in how many
inches, and how long it will last.
A woman walks into a bar and says to the
bartender, “Give me a beer, please.”
She can’t believe it when Sunny says to
hee, “Anheuser Busch?”
“And how’s your cock?” she demands.
Two men are sitting down in a bar together,
and one guy says, to the other, “You’re really
ugly!” The second guy says, “You’re really drunk
the drunk one says, “You know, the more I look
at you, the uglier you get.” The second guy says,
“I’m going to tell you one more time. You are
really drunk, and I’m getting tired of listening to
you.” The drunk guy says, “Yeah, right, but
tomorrow morning see, I’m going be sober!”
Director: “I want to see zip in this
performance I want pizzazz! I want vigor!”
Assistant: “Okay, sir. Zip, Pizzazz and
Vigar—on stage!”
What is it called when you have your tonsils
out?
A tonsillectomy.
What is it called when a woman is fished?
What is it called when a woman gets
changed to a man?
Addadicktome.