The Web’s Greatest Hits
Why did they have to cancel driver’s
educate on and sex education in Mexico?
The donkeys couldn’t handle it.
What do you get, when you cross a Japanese
lady and a Chinese lady?
A brood that sucks laundry.
Why do woman rub their eyes when they
get out of bed in the morning?
Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
What are the last things that go through a
bug’s mind before hitting the windshield at 80
mph?
Its asshole.
What do you do when you come across
an elephant?
Wipe it off!
What’s the difference between a producer
and a homo?
A producer doesn’t have any friends at all,
and a hamo has friends up the ass.
What do toilet paper and the starship
Entupriese have in Comman?
They both circle Uranus looking for
Klingons.
How many directors does it take to secure
in light bulls?
None. Directors screw in hot tubs.
This man has a double chin—it was too
much work for one.
What’s the scoop?
Don’t be a dip. What do you think this is,
an ice cream parlor?
Three guys who work in an office are
boasting about their sexual exploits, and their
talking about penis size and so on, and one of
them says,
“Oh, I’ve got the longest penis around.”
The second says, “No you don’t mine’s
longer than yours.”
He: “Darling, am I the first man you ever
loved?”
She: “Yes, dear, all the others were
fraternity boys.”
After the wedding ceremony, Sona’s
father called Meena aside and said, “You are
really very fortunate in marrying Vinay.”
“How so?”
“After my death, you’re going to inherit fifty
million dollars.”
The Meena kept silent.
“Well, Young lady, don’t you have
anything to say?”
“Yeah, drop dead.”
“How are your boyfriends these days?”
“How can I answer, unless you ask me about
which me you’re enquiring?”