The Web’s Most Memorable Laughs
THE follwoing are misprints in signs,
newspapers, or church bulletins.
Mr. Carison won a 10 pound turnkey at
saturday’s shurkey toot.
Help wanted : Adult or mature teenager to
babysits.
The wildwife league will meet tonight.
Nine volunteers put in new church furnace.
Father of 10 shot-Mistaken for rabbit.
Dr. George is a author of a brand-new book
that is expected to outsmell the two-million
copies of his first book.
Man found dead in cemetery.
For sale : A full-blooded cow, giving three
gallons of milk, two tons of hay, a lot of chickens,
and a cokstove.
Lost Gray and white male cat. Answers to
electric can opener.
The church had a going away party for past
or Hanson. The congregation was anxious to
give him a little momentum.
AT the ladies Aid Society meeting many
interesting articles were raffled off. Every
member brought something they no longer
needed. Many members brought their
husbands.
FIRST printing : Mr. Roy was a defective in the
police force.
Correction : Mr. Roy was a defective in the
police farce.
The general will remain unequalled in history
for his accomplishment on the bottle field.
FOUND : False teeth, in parking lot at the
Walters Department Store. Please come in and
smile at the switch board operator, and she will
return them to you.
PASTER Moore has spoken in the largest
Baptist churches in America. To miss hearing
him will be the chance of lifetime.
MARCH is a very dangerous month in which to
speculate in stocks. The other months are April,
May, June, July, August, September, October,
November, December, January, and February.
ONE sit-down strike in a public building was
ended very quickly. The official in charge of the
building simply looked all the toilets.
THE follwoing are famous birth stones:
For architects, the cornerstone.
For beauties, the peachstone.
For borrowers, the touchstone.
For burglars, the key stone.
For cooks, the puddingstone.
For editors, the grindstone.
For laundresses, the soapstone.
For motorists, the milestone.
For pedestrians, the tombstone.
For policemen, the pavingstone.
For politicians, the blarneystone.
For soldiers, the bloodstone.
For stockbrokers, the curbstone.
For tourists, the Yellowstone.
SIGN in window : Don’t kill your wife. Let our
washing machine do the dirty work.
FROM a church bulletin : Ushers will swat late
comers at these points in the service.
CLARKSVILLE, Tennessee, which calls itself the
largest outdoor mule market in the world, held a
mule parade yesterday, headed by the governor.