“The Wit of India: Funny SMS Jokes That Reflect the Indian Humor”
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made
my husband a millionaire.”
”And what was he before you married him?” asked the
friend.
The woman replied, “ A multi-millionaire.”
There was a woman who had an artist paint a portrait
of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and
expensive jewels.
How does santa takes bath during winter?
He stands infront of the mirror and throws water on
the mirror.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, and when you
see what the other fellow has, you wish you had
ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the
alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and
don’t work half the time!
Husband: Why do you keep reading our marriage
certificate?
Wife : I’m looking for a loophole.
Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they
usually head right for your hips.
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy! how much does it
cost to get married?”
”No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it.”
Lady: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn’t came back yet!
Santa: Why don’t you cook something else.
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Beta : Papa, mujhe bandar dekhna hai.
Papa : Nahin bete, abhi nahin.
Beta : Par kyun nahin?
Papa : Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai.
What makes men chase women they have no
intention of marrying?
Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars
they have no intention of driving.
Marriage—an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
The definition of a perfect Wife : one who helps the
husband with the dishes…
Marriage changes passion … suddenly you’re in bed
with a relative.
Yun to kisi ka peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte.
Ittefaque ki baat hai yeh humari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke.
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.
Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai.
Pata nahin kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
Arz kiya hai : Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phul khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.
Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahin hundi.
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahin hundi.
Ram : Can you imagine a world without women?
Anil : No crime and lots of happy.
A way of transferring funds is even faster
than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can
have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in
her.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her
or she’ll take it anyway.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy
it.’
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is
thunder and lightning.
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and
as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding
cake.
