HOW 2 SATISFY A
WOMAN; caress,
excite, cuddle, fascinate,
spoil, kiss, rub, tease,
pamper, console, worship,
respect & love.HOW 2
SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Life is like a d ick ! W h en
it’s h ar d Fu ck it!
Zippy & Bungle, when t 2 d a
ju n gle h av in su m m ar v elou
s fu n , Z ip p y got
silly ,p op p ed ou t h is w illy &
stu ck it u p Bu n gles bu m !
When i was a girl,i had a
little quim,i sat upon my bed
& put a finger in,now im a
woman & full of grace
&charm,Ican get 4fingers in
& HALF MY FUCKIN
ARM!!
Virginity is like a balloon,
one prick and it’s gone
forever!
There was a young
girlcalled heather,whoscunt
lips were made of leather
they made a strange noise
that attracted the boys by
flapping the edges together
little miss drugy sat in a
buggy smoking a pipe of
weed alongcame a spider
skinned up beside her and
sold her some acid and
speed.
Jack & Jill went 2 the
dairy, Jack popped out his
big’n airy, Jill said “WOW
WOT A WHOPPER let’s go
home & DO IT PROPER
what do you do if a irish
man through’s a pin at you
… … you runcause he’s got
a grenade in his mouth
There was a young girl
from Wick, who asked her
mum what’s a prick, her
mother said Annie it goes
up your fanny and jumps
up and down till it’s sick.
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the
phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive
90percent sperm breath…
COCK SUCKER !!
Dad, what does a vagina
look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley
details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog
eating maiyonnaise?
Bad wolf told red riding
hood. Lift your top so ican
suck your tits.
No she said lifting her
skirt.
Eat me like the fucking
book says!
Sex is good sex is funny
many people fuck for
money
but if you think sex is
funny fuck yourself and
safe your money
What sexual position do
you have to be in to make the
most ugliest kid?…. ask your
parents
What 2 things in the air can
make a girl pregnant? HER
FEET
A train is bout 2 crash!A
frantic virgin strips off &
says “can any1 make me feel
like a woman b4 i die?” So a
man takes off his clothes &
says “iron these!”
Wots da closest thing to a
womans period? ur salary!
It cums once a month.lasts
About 3 or 4 days & if it
doesnt cum every1s in
trouble!
Old chinese proverb says
“man with erection walking
through door sideways is
always going to Bangkok”
Virginity is like a balloon
one prick and it’s gone forever!
Sex is like a pack of
Pringles! Once you pop you
can’t stop!!
This sms can only be read
by a SEXY person: Try
again…… Nothing? Sorry, i
guess your just not
SEXY..HEY! dont force it,
ugly git!!
Yo mama’s so ugly, even
the elephant man paid to see
her.
Ive got a tongue that’ll
blow ur mind let me hit u
wid a 69 kiss me, caress me,
slowly undress me I may
seem defenceless, but baby I
can fuck u senseless.
