“These SMS Jokes Will Make You Forget Your Problems”
I was very grateful when a taxi driver called
from the taxi, I had just left to tell me that my
the wallet was still in the back seat. I offered to
reward him, but he said, If you don’t mind, just
let me know how much there is in your purse.
When I informed him, the driver wrote the
amount in a notebook and explained. To be honest, I’m
keeping track of what it’s costing me.
Little Boy: Mummy, today Papa did not kiss
me.
Mummy: Oh, you must not have told the
tables.
Boy, Mummy, you think our maidservant.
Radha tells the tables to Papa every day.
Displayed outside a restaurant.
Don’t divorce your wife because she can’t
cook. Eat here and keep her for a pet.”
There was a very high-pitched scream from
the operating theatre, and then the doctor’s
The voice could be heard :
Nurse, I said take off the patient’s spectacles.
After the witness was sworn in, the judge
reminded him Remember, you took an oath to
tell the truth.
Yes, sir, I remember.
And so you know what to expect if you don’t
tell the truth?
Yes, Judge, I expect to win the case.
The bank teacher called a new starlet; I’m sorry
Miss, but yours overdrew.
What a horrible way to do business,
Complained the starlet.
Did I call you when I had a balance?
A communist was listening to a speech at a
Party meeting and asked, Comrade, there’s just
one thing I want to know is what happens to my
unemployment allowance when we overthrow
this capitalist government.
Love and marriage. Go together like a horse
and carriage.
His secretary is a miracle worker—It’s a
a miracle if she works.