“Tickle Your Funny Bone with These SMS Jokes”
HANDSOME young doctor, “Say Ah.”
Pretty young girl: “That’s a change, most
young men want me to say ‘Yes’”.
WARNING to young boys :
“Be careful in starting a fire to girls; sometimes
it takes two or three persons to put it out.”
“WATCH your shooting, old chap. You almost
winged my wife.”
“Dreadfully sorry. Do have a shot at mine over
there.
PRETTY young girl: “What are we going to do
today?”
Young man: “How about a drive in the
country?”
Pretty young girl: “Will there be any kissing
and cuddling and parking in lonely lanes and all
that sort of thing?”
Young man: “Certainly not.”
Pretty young girl: “Then what are we going
for?”
Have you heard about this young man who
saw an old woman falling down but did not pick
her up because his mother had told him to have
nothing to do with fallen women?”
“I was having a nice honeymoon until my
husband knocked at the door.”
As a married couple reminisced, the husband
remarked,
“By the way, I wonder what became of the
old-fashioned girls who fainted when a man
kissed them?”
His wife gave him a withering look. “What I’d
like to know,” she retorted, “Is what happened to
the old-fashioned men who made them faint.”
SEX…The real form of the game. Give and
Take
Have you heard about the nearsighted snake
That tried to make love to a piece of rope?
SHOPKEEPER: “There are especially strong
pants, Sir.
They simply laugh at the laundry.”
Customer: “I know that kind; I had some which
came back with their sides split.”
I’m afraid I’m unfaithful—I don’t love myself
as much as I should.