“Understanding the Benefits of Modern SMS for Businesses”
Join the army, meet interesting people and then …
kill them…
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise ‘my’
hand …
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
There are only two things you HAVE TO do in life. You
HAVE TO die. You have to live untill you die. You
make up all the rest.
What holds you together is far greater than what
can tear you apart.
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day…I
wonder where she’d be by now.
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it!
You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile.
Why would you make things difficult?
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
I am in 7th heaven, the other six do not want me.
I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could
not fall asleep yet.
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in
the back.
Nok nok. Who’s there?… Marie…
Marie who?…
Marie who wanna…!!
Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being
asked, Santa replied, ‘‘A man standing at the entry,
tears my ticket everytime. ’’
Q: What’s the difference between a man & a donkey?
A: You mean there is a difference?
There is no more lovely friendly and charming
relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage.
Paas rahta hai…door rahta hai,
Koi Dil mein…zaroor rahta hai.
Pahli si ab Milaap ki surat nahin rahi,
Ek dusre ki Humko zarurat nahin rahi.
Har lafz kitaabon mein tera aks liye hai,
Ek phul sa chehra mujhe padhne nahin deta.
Apun hira tu moti, Apun sabzi tu roti,
Apun pani tu tanki, Apun tarzan tu monkey.
There are only two things about me the my wife
doesn’t care for :
1. Everything I say, and
2. Everything I do.
Mujhe yaqeen to nahin magar yahi sach hai,
Main tere vaste umrein guzaar sakta hoon.
Yahi nahin ke tujhe jeetne ki khwahish hai,
Main tere vaste khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon.
There are two powers in the world : the sword and the
mind. In the long run the sword is always beaten by the
mind.
There are two kind of people in this world—Givers
and Takers! The takers eat well…But the givers sleep
well! GOOD NIGHT.
Q: Why the statue of Liberty is surrounded by water.
A: She held up her hand and the teacher said no.
There are two ways of meeting difficulties : you alter
the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them.
Dua ke liye Hath kab uthana tha,
Woh to munh chhupane ka ek bahana tha.
Jab tak bike na the hum, Koi puchta na tha,
Toone khareed ke humein anmol kar diya.
Khamosh tum the aur mere hont bhi bund,
Phir itni der kaun tha jo bolta raha.
There can be no reasoning or justification for what
happened. But we can just let Go. Pls…pardon me for
everything.
This is my LAST message of the day for the person
I care and love FIRST and the person that came into my
mind is u. So just wanna wish you good night.
How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same
time … it’s because I know…that you aren’t back
untill tomorrow.
SMAK … A mobile kiss… Keep your mobile close to
your ear!
Of all the friends I’ve ever met. Your the one I won’t
forget.And if I die before you do I’ll go to heaven
and wait for you.
If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a
golden star. So that all the angels can see how much
you mean to me !! I love you.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I’d
still miss you, but atleast I would be rich enough to
come and see you!!
