A butterfly needs its wings…
an Icebear needs cold weather…
and I…I need you!
The problem with too many neighbourhoods is that
there are more hoods than neighbours.
Same old smiles, Same old tears,
Same old sorrows, Same old cheers,
Once again it’s New year on the top let’s have
a dew drop a new hope Happy New Year!
He has a strange growth on his neck—his head.
Shortest love story he asked, ‘‘Will you marry me?’’
She replied, ’’No.’’
He lived happily ever after.
Some events in life are so beautiful that they never have
an end but always a new beginning. Happy Wedding!
So when you are lonely, remember its true:
Somebody somewhere is thinking of u. ILU…
Q: How can you tell ur wife is getting too fat?
A: They ask her to donate her bra as a shelter 4 d
homeless.
SMILE :
S= Sets you free, M= Makes you special,
I= Increases your Face Value, L= Lifts up your Spirit,
E = Erases all your Tensions And…so SMILE yaar.
How about kid whose father cut d pockets out of his
pants so that he wouldn’t have to buy him toys?
Since I met you…the word we is more magical that
you and I…
My friendship is just like a rubber band. It is too
flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,
it ‘ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
It’s like reaching 4 a star, u know u can’t reach it, but
u keep trying, coz may be 1 day that star just might
fall 4 u! Good morning.
A friend is always welcome… Early in the morning
or late at night. Time is of no importance When it
concerns real friendship!!
There r many stars but the Moon is u.
There r many friends but the Sweet one is u.
To forget me is now up to u.
To forget u is something I will never ever do…
Plants are green and earth is blue, why u r so nice to
me I want a clue, Whatever may be the reason like u,
bcoz in world like this, I will never get a friend like
you!
Someone’s sitting in the shade today because
someone planted a tree a long time ago.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will and
among the stars.
She has a pretty little head. For a head, it’s pretty
little.
She’s like yesterday’s coffee—a little weak in the
bean.
Some pray to marry the man they love. My prayer
will somewhat be vary; I humbly pray to heavens
above that I love the man I marry.
He’s developing a new health food made of yeast
and shoe polish. It’s for people who want to rise and
shine.
Start with what is necessary then what is possible,
suddenly you are doing impossible.
Talk to me when I’m bored, kiss me when I’m sad,
hug me when I cry, care for me when I die, love me
when I’m still alive…
He was born April second—one day too late..As
I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run
through my head. Like why do I love u as much as I
do. Then I realise its because u r u!
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. He
picked you out from all the rest bcos he knew I’d
luv you the best!
