Mary’s bush
Mary Mary, quitecontrary,
trim that pussy its too
damn hairy!!!
5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A
NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
3)r ucold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d
early bird!
Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis
bitch woz suckin
mecock,daclock struck 2,i
dumped me goo,& dropped
her at da end of da block!
.Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she
kept it in da backyard,wen
she took her panties off,his
wooly dick got hard!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin
eater,had a wife & liked to
beat her,smacked her twice
around da head, F**ked her
arse & went 2 bed!
Being a student
Being a student is so much
fun,wen u have degrees in
playin wiv tongues,if u be
my teacher in how tongues
flex,we’ll both graduate in
hot oral sex!
Down on her Knees
Shes down on her
knees,Eager to please,Wiv
a throb of his nob in her
gob,Wiv a tingle in his
belly,his legs turn to
jellycos shes doin a fuckin
good job!
Cat and the Sausage
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out
of a river,but gets its paws
wet,then it sees a bigger 1
but falls in! MORAL OF THE
STORY?The bigger the sausage
the wetter the pussy!
Oral sex
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u
do a 69,u start 2
shake,moan & quiver,den
ucum just like a river,den u
lick it up in vain,wipe ur
lips and start again!
Mary’s bike
Mary had a little bike,she
rode it bak 2 front,all the
time the wheels went
round the spokes went up
hercunt
Rhyme
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation
to increase the population
of the younger generation
if u want a demonstation
plz lie down!
NewsFlash
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL
your female friends that
ican get 1000 tampons for
?1, No Strings attached but
for a limited period ONLY!
Its A bloody good deal !
Nutella
I love when you stick your
little fingers in me deep
and lick it all . Love always
, Nutella.
U and the Pope
do u know what’s the
diference between U geting
laid, and the pope geting
laid?? if the pope gets laid,
it’s a sin, and if U get laid,
its a miracle!! 🙂
Durex
Do you wan’t fun Do you
wan’t sex Don’t forget
durex
Old Days
in days of old wen knights
were bold +condoms wernt
invented they tied socks
around theircocks + people
like u were prevented.
Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and
birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
Kiss Me
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r
wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s
unless they r tasted, kiss’s
spread germz + germz
hated, so kiss me BABE im
vacinated!
How many letters
How many letters are in
the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on
a UFO and the FBI went
after him!
