Web-based Jokes
Sona: “He says, he thing I am the richest
girl in town shall I ask him to call?”
Meena: “Ne dear, let him keep on thinking
so.”
It was still dark when the wife left her
husband moves restlessly in bed.
“Go back to sleep,” Meena said.
“I can’t he groaned,” It must be time to
get up.”
“Why?” asked the Meena
“Because the baby’s fallen asleep.”
Meena: “Is this your new home, darling?”
Sunny: “Yes my love!”
Meena: “It looks somewhat familiar. Are
you sure I haven’t been married to you before?”
Meena: “I guess you’re pregnant! Is that
right?
Raama: “Of course!”
Meena: “But what did you do to be
pregnant in six months of your marriage?”
Raama: “Went to a faith healer.”
Meena: “Oh, we tried that. My husband
and I went there nearly for nine months.”
Raama: “Don’t be silly. go alone.”
Salesman: “Here’s that last packet of Safety
pins we’ve got!”
Young lady: “But all those really good?”
Salesman : “Good! They’re very good.
We’ve sold those worth 5000/= rupees this
morning and it is since a fortnight since they are
out of stock altogether.
“What’s the secret to your long happy
marriage?”
“My wife and I go out for a romantic dinner
at least once a week.”
“That’s wonderful! Where do you go?”
“I like Italian…I don’t know where she
goes.”
Father: “How are you getting on at school
my Son?
Son: “Be a sport, Dad. I never ask you haw
you are getting on at the office.”