“Witty SMS Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches”
MISS Harshaa has been married many a time.
She says she doesn’t mind if anyone loves
and leaves her, provided he leaves her enough.
GOOD resolutions are like college girls—easy
to make but hard to keep.
Then there was the Maharajah’s son who
asked: “Pop, can you borrow the haem tonight?”
“PREETI, let’s have a trial marriage.” he urged,
“We can live together for a while, and if we’ve
made a mistake, we can separate.”
“Yes, darling,” She said sweetly, “but what will
we do without mistakes?”
THE auto skidded around the corner, jumped
in the air, knocked down a lamp-ost, ran against
a stone wall and stopped. A girl climbed out of
the wreck.
“Honey,” she exclaimed. “That’s what I call a
Kiss.”
The young lady applied for a divorce on the
grounds of cruelty because her husband beat
her harder… every time.
It isn’t hard to design a girl’s bathing suit—
really, there’s nothing much to it.
FIRST Girl: “I cover what men admire.”
Second Girl: “I cover what men desire.”
Third Girl: “You two are fools…I just enjoy
every night.
IT’S very difficult to keep a good girl down, but
once you do, there’s a hell of a sum in it.
“ACCORDING to one Bollywood play-girl, the
only wrestling matches aren’t fixed these days
are the ones which take place in the back seat
of a parked car.”
He took me to a vacant room, and within
minutes it became suffocating.
A bill collector elbowed his way into the cute
blonde’s apartment and said, “How about the next
instalment on that couch?”
“Just as soon as I can take off my panties,”
She said.