“Witty SMS Jokes to Share with Your Friends”
WHY doesn’t the sun burn out?
Because it has no problem with calories.
With so many beautiful planets skirting
around, it has no heart to commit self-immolation.
Haven’t you heard of sunburn?
To keep your electricity bill under check.
Fatty: I’m disgusted.
Friend: Why?
Fatty: I stepped onto the speak—Your weight
weighing machine today, and it said One person
at a time, please.
East and West are identified by sunrise and
sunset. How are North and South identified?
By the poles and magnets.
Simple, just stand facing east. Now north will
be on your left and south on your right.
By the language, people speak. If it is Hind, It
is north.
If Tamil, it is south.
Were you excited the first time you asked
your husband for money?
Oh, I was calm—and collected.
Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein.
Both poles are apart.
Doctor: And what’s that old miser
complaining about now?
Nurse: he says he got better long before he
took that medicine you gave him.
HUMARA mall alsi hia. Mauka de ke dekhiye
aur ajmaline (Our product is genuine. Give us
a chance to see it).
Filmstar, politician Rajesh Khanna.
Adolf Hitler was very much disturbed and
sent for an astrologer woman. The woman said
that the omens indicated no specific date for the
passing of the Nazi leaders. Other than that, it
would definitely take place on a Jewish holiday
which holiday? Hitler demanded.
I cannot be sure, said the astrologist.
You’ve got to be sure, Hitler ordered, going
off into one of his spastic shrieks. I demand that
you be sure.
What difference does it make? Shrugged the
woman. Any day on which you die will be a
Jewish holiday.