“Witty Texts Unleashed: Modern SMS Jokes for Endless Chuckles”
Kali se phul banne mein kitna waqt lagta hai,
lahron ko kinaron se milne mein kitna waqt lagta
hai, mobile hai to kar do na—
SMS karne mein kitna waqt lagta hai..??
Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi humse sikhe.
Kuch na dekar Dil lena koi unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aapse sikhe…!!
Phulon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Suraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai.
Mubarak ho aapko nayi subah,
Tahe-Dil se humne yeh Paigaam bheja hai!
Good Morning!
Phul ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai.
Pyar ki shuruvat apnon se hoti hai.
Aur apnon ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!
What is a woman’s definition of making love?
The election to take the injection of a projection with
affection to the mid-section without objection to the
connection!
Bhul se kabhi humein bhi yaad karo,
Pyar nahin to shikayat kiya karo.
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahin to SMS hi kya karo!
Mausam ki bahar acchi ho, phulon ki kaliyan kacchi
ho, humari yeh dosti sacchi ho, RAB bas ek dua hai
meri, dost ki har subah acchi ho! GOOD MORNING!
What do you get when you cross a Marlboro with
sperm?
A butt fuck!
U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend
lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b yourself,
a sweet person who touches hearts!
I luv ur eyes, I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways. I adore
ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r
on my mind!
Namaskar! This is All India Anti -Sleep Association
Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of
Others. Thank You.
You should do two things in the morning…Pray to
God so you can live and have a shower so others can
live.
‘‘Can I go to the theatre?’’ Asks a mosquito to her
mother.
‘‘Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the
applause.’’
Ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare.
Mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.
Is duniya mein 3 tarah
Ke log hi khushnasib hote hain:
1-woh jinhein saccha pyar milta hai,
2-jinhein accha yaar milta hai, aur
3- jinhein mera SMS bar-bar milta hai..!
Dua karte hain hum sar jhukaye,
Aey dost aap apni manzil ko paye.
Agar kabhi teri rahon mein andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye Khuda humko jalaye.
Happy Friendship!
INGREDIENTS: 10g hansi, 10g o yar, 20g sukh-dukh
share karne ka vada, 5g kasmein thodi si takrar, 50g
kabhi na khatam hone wali batein.
RESULT: FRIENDS 4 EVER!
Jani woh pyar hi kya jismein JUDAI na ho,
Woh ishq hi kya jismein LADAI na ho.
Woh dil hi kya jismein DARD na ho,
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya jismein aapka SMS na ho…
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad-nahin aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga
kya?
Bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Apni fariyaad meri ki mainu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, jo ve pyar karde,
ne tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi,
bhave mainu sabna toh baad rakhi…
Zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain…
kis-kisko SMS karun,
kambakht is nachiz
ke deewane bahut hain..!!
Gadha jo khaye woh Ghass ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum.
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Per jo bhi ho yaar, Dost jhakas ho tum…
Kabhi badli hui taqdir nazar ati hai,
yadon ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai.
padhe bhi to kya padhai yaar mujhe,
mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai!
