A boss is someone who doesn‘t pull his own weight,
just throws it around.
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. If devil has committed a
mistake let him face the consequences.
God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he
made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t
be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look
ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.
A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad.
It goes… No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
I’d be your tear if I could be any part of you. To be
conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked. ‘‘Anything new at work?’’
He replied, ‘‘No, I’m teaching History.’’
Q: What’s the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so.
What’s the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of
you too much.
Hi! Need one girl to marry… Age no bar,
colour no bar, height no bar, caste no bar,
but girl’s father must have his own bar…
CHEERS!
Friendship is like a glass, handle it with care,
because once broken cannot be mended,
and even if mended…a crack is always there !!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, ‘‘I luv u!’’
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Why is a sea lion like Tupperware?
They both work best with tight seals.
Those who can’t have u hate u,
those who have u can’t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who
just can’t refuse u!
Even if I had 1 wish…
I wouldn’t wish for u to love me,
coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish…
but straight from your heart.
One Sardar go to Kaun Banega Crorepati. Amitabh
said first introductory question, ‘‘What is your
father name?’’
Sardar misunderstanding and said, ‘‘Amitabh ji!
please give me four options.’’
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
If u see someone without a smile, give him one of
urns, coz u r among a few good people who can
shine others lives by just walking with him a few
miles.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a
kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur
eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a
Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways
you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love
You,’ and the way you’re always there.
I wanted to put something wonderful,
sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you
screen, but unfortunately, I do not fit on it.
‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’
because you may not always trust the person you love
but can always love the person you trust.
