“Modern SMS and Its Role in Instant Communication”
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna
paisa bachayega.
Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho.
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamon ko to,
Zindagi mein mujhe apna samjho.
Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye.
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Gazal ho jaye.
Qudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti.
Woh wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karein.
Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahin karte.
Yeh dosti ka rishta sirf tumse hai,
Varna itne SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
Yeh such hai dosto, kisi se pyar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna.
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.
Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar,
Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah.
Dil ko hai tujhse na milne ka yaqeen,
Tujhse milne ki dua apni jagah.
Bari warsi khatan gaya si,
Khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si,
Khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora.
Kya kahun tujhe?
Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
Dil kahun to bikhar jayega.
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
Maut se pahle to tera saath chut na payega!
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai.
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aapki yadon mein humara ana-jana hai.
Raat gumnam hoti hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hain,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
Mermaid: A bottomless girl in a topless swimming
suit.
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achchhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par honthon se to lagti hai!
Do you love me, or is that just a flashlight in ur pocket?
What makes a bachelor such a smart man?
He has never been miss taken.
Why don’t we ever hear of a thief rob a politician’s
home?…Professional courtesy.
You know why haven’t women landed on the moon?
Because there is no shopping centre.
A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man.
Kites rise against, not with, the wind.
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me
all my kisses back !
Itna khubsurat kaise muskara lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Khushiyon par fizaon ka pahra hai, Na jane kis
ummid pe dil thahra hai. Teri ankhon se jhalakte
dard ki kasam, Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gahra hai.
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao magar akele mein tumhein,
Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi!
Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain, Jagti ankhon mein
bhi khwab hote hain, Zaruri nahin ki gum mein ansu
nikle, Muskarati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.
Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk ke laijange terian lavan kidan
hongian.
Sahmi-Sahmi nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni-suni rahon pe phul hum khila denge.
Aap humare sung muskarakar to dekho,
Aap apna har gum bhula denge.
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chor diya,
Humne bhi gahrai mein jana chor diya.
Aapne SMS karna kya band kiya,
Humne mobile charge karana chor diya.
