“Modern SMS Security: Protecting Your Text Messages”
Maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri qabr se utha raha hai koi.
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de,
Udas meri qabr se ja raha hai koi.
Suni zindagi mein halchal si mahsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mahsus hui.
Jane aaj kyun aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kumi mahsus hui.
Har qarz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
Jab hum hi na raheinge to dosti kaun karega.
Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan
aa gai hai….CHEERS!
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khwabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega.
Yeh mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega.
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai.
Kahin aisa to nahin ki pyara dost,
Mujhse door ho raha hai.
Log kahte hain pyar mein neend nahin aati hai,
Koi humse pyar kar le humein neend bahut aati hai.
Tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayenge,
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte
hain tumko, par tumhein chahne wala to qafila nikla.
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, par khuda bhi
tera chahne wala nikla.
What would you call a woman who no longer finds
fault with her husband?
A widow!
When do you know you’re getting old?
When what you used to do all night long takes, you
all night long to do!
What does the sign say on the door of the artificial
insemination clinic?
Please come in and be seeted?
What did the small town headlines read when the girl
ran away from home in her father’s trousers?
Flees in Papa’s Pants!
When do you know you’re getting even older?
When what you used to do all night long you know
long to do!
What’s an indication that a girl could improve her
personal hygiene?A
She blows you a kiss and you get a canker sore!
Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai.
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat,
Jise pa nahin sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure … Love is sweet poison…
that Doctors can’t cure.
Humari to dua hai koi gila nahin,
Woh gulab jo aaj tak khila nahin.
Aapko har din woh sab mile,
Jo duniya mein aaj tak kisi ko mila nahin.
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Roshan raatein aur khubsurat savera ho.
Jaari rakhenge hum duaon ka silsila,
Kaamyab har manzil par dost mera ho.
Jalao koshishon ke deep ki raat subah ho jaye,
Tumhari aankh ke aks se hi kaynat ban jaye.
Apne ko itna zindadil banao,
Zindagi aise jiyo ki arthi bhi baarat ban jaye.
Chehre par Hansi Cha Jati Hai,
Aankhon mein Nami Aa jati hai.
Jab Tum Mujhe Apna Kahte ho,
Apne aap par Garoor Aa jata hai….!
Nazrein milakar nazrein chura mat lena,
Dost banakar dushman bana mat dena.
Maana ki tumse bahut door rahte hain hum,
Isi baat ka bahana banakar bhula mat dena.
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai,
Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai.
Tere hi khayalon mein khoye rahte hain hum,
Pata nahin kab din kab raat hoti hai.
People say you only fall in love once, but when I
hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Aankhon ki aawaz kuch aur hoti hai,
Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai.
Kaun chahta hai bichadna apnon se,
Par kismat ki baat kuch aur hoti hai.
Jo hai dil mein batakar to dekho,
Chahat ko honthon pe lakar to dekho.
Sab kuch mil jayega usi pal lekin,
Mohabbat ko ek baar jatakar to dekho.
