“Modern SMS vs. Traditional Messaging: What Sets Them Apart?”
What’s making love hot dog style?
A weenie between the buns!
Why did the widow give the travelling salesman a
free meal?
He pumped her well!
How is a promiscuos girl like a doorknob?
Everybody gets a turn!
When do you know you’re really busy?
You have to pee in the sink while you brush your
teeth…and you’re a woman.
Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.
How does a Greenwich Village fiddleer make a
living?
He works in restaurants, going from table to table
giving blow jobs!
What did the husband want to know marched in and
annouced that the doctor said she could not make
love?
How the doctor found out!
They get along perfectly. He never finds her in, and
she’s never found him out.
Q: Why did the polish girl wear red lipstick on her
twat?
A: Because red meant Stop Wrong Hole.
Focus on the journey, not the destination.
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might
lose you !
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective
was asked a question…
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi ji ?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate
it.
Smile is complete when it begins with your lips, red
flects in your eyes and ends with a glow on you face,
wish you many such smiling weeks.
If you see someone without a smile, give him one of
yours, because you are among a few good people
who can shine others lives by just walking with him
a few miles.
9 lessons in life : Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2
cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn
2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!
I opened my purse and found it empty. I reached in
2 my pocket and found a few coins. Then I searched
my heart and found u! Dats wen I realised how rich
I am.
I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner
than expected! I asked y? He said that an angel
doesn’t need 2 watch over an angel!
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?
A: A big issue over a little tissue!
Girls, do you know what the full form of BHAI is?
B = Best, H = Husband, A = Around & I = India.
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you
can’t ever bring them back. That’s why I’ve tied you
tight to my Heart!! You are too precious to lose…
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might
lose you !
I miss you … I need you … More and more …. each
day … I love you … more than words … can ever say.
My eyes were set on you…it was love at first sight…
Forget dine and forget wine, I am yours and you are
mine; in this year superfine, be my darling Valentine.
Love is… being married to your best friend.
Get well soon…and quickly get back to your usual
healthy self to have a ball, coz being unwell for so
long doesn’t suit you at all!!!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss
the butterfly. The morning dew may kiss the grass,
but u my friend can kiss my ass!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girl friend’s hand,
because everytime she’d wipe her rear I’d see the
promised land….
God allows life to be rocky. His challenge is not to let
the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to
become a brilliant gem. Stay precious!
God gave you 2 legs 2 walk, 2 hands 2 hold, 2 ears 2
hear and 2 eyes 2 see.
