“Modern SMS Automation: Streamlining Your Communication”
Nahin karti thi pyar tu mujhko bataya hota,
Bulakar park mein sham ko,
Yun dokhe se to naa apne Bhaiyon se pitwaya hota!
Jeeto : Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?
Preeto : What, I have lived with him for ten years and
now I should make him happy?
A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always
read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only
about its end but also its beginning !
Lady : Are children allowed to travel without ticket
in the bus?
Conductor : Only under 10.
Lady : Good! I’ve only 7.
Friends are like a head of hair.
You might lose some,
but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Knowledge= Knowing what to do.
Skill = knowing how to do it.
Wisdom = Nothing doing it!
She appeared recently in a beauty several offers
from plastic surgeons.
After half a day in a beauty parlour, she still hasn’t
been worked on they’re still busy giving her an
estimate.
She smears so much cold cream and oil all over her
body that she slides out of bed. She’s tried to get a
man but without avail. May be she’d better wear one.
Nights has end for another day,
Morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays,
And leave your worries at the blue bay.
People look at her and exclaim, ‘‘Ah, those eyes,
those lips, those chins!’’
My love is like a river that will never end. My love is
like a dove with a beautiful SMS to send.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan Vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan Vaste.
Tussi ek Baar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan vaste!
Aey dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aansu anmol hain, inko khona fizul hai.
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar hon,
Uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon.
Law of conversation of love. Love can neither be
created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from
one girl friend to another with some slag.
A phone is a form of communication,
a kiss is a form of affection.
A picture is a form of remembrance,
CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of..
ehem GOOD TASTE!
Q: What’s d difference between driving in d fog and
eating pussy?
A: When you’re driving in d fog, you can’t see d
asshole in front of you.
Luv and kush are going to a village and in between
comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind!!!
Now, kush also jumps inside. Why???
Bcoz luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!
Love is moral even without legal marriage but
marriage is immoral without love.
Keep your eyes wide open b4 marriage
and half-shut afterwards.
Man : Cut my hair short.
Barber : How much short?
Man : So short that my wife cannot pull them.
It takes a brave man to admit his mistakes specially in
the middle of a paternity-suit hearing.
In some function a man asked to a boy, ‘‘Where is your
father?’’
Boy said, ‘‘Stand beside my mother he will come
automatically.’’
Geeta ka Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha
mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi vyarth nahin jaata,
Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!
Wife is incoming calls, Girl friend is outgoing calls,
Aunties are toll free calls, Calls girls are roaming
calls and neighbour’s girls are missed calls.
Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10
seconds…… Open ur eyes ! Now you will realise that
u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
