“Texting Humor Galore: Modern SMS Jokes to Brighten Your Day”
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.
If I were to describe true luv
then I would describe
it as what a snowman
did to a snowwoman.
He gave her warm hug
n they both melted
in each other’s arms.
Tum sada haste raho, sada muskarate raho, khush
raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho.
Mera kya hai, log tumhein hi PAGAL kaheinge!
May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of
the person who screws up your day and may their
arms be too short to scratch.
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the
road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student : WOW !
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have
Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words
to you….Pay The Bill.
U want & u get, that’s luck,
U want & u wait, that’s time.
U want but u compromise, that’s life.
And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s
LOVE.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know
why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and
far from my eyes.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere
and the walls are shaking—don’t worry friend, u r at
the safest place, you r in my heart.
You put the fun in together, The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
Let love be the guide to your dreams,
let love be the light to your heart,
let your love be the reason,
why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.
Feelings are many but words are few,
Clouds are dark but sky is blue.
Luv is a paper, life is glue,
Every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
Q : What is the difference between blood and you?
A: Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered
the heart and stayed.
When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n
fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise
that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken
hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that
will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if
u hv found it, u’ve found luv.
Another month, another year,
another smile, another tear,
another winter, another summer too
but there will never be another you!
One day you will ask me, ‘‘What is more important
2 me, you or my life?’’
I will say, ‘‘My life & you will leave me without
realising that you are my life.’’
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love when u
exist?
Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r
fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel good when u
feel bad.
And never say u r alone when I’m still alive.
I hv learned how to luv,
to smile, to b happy,
to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful,
to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not b able to reach u coz we’re both busy,
but inspite of all, u know u are someone I really
miss & care about.
What makes some people dearer is not just the
happiness we feel when we meet them but the
emptiness we feel when they are not around us.
I Miss you!
