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I dreamed about you last night.
My mother told me if I had a snack
before I went to bed, I’d have nightmares.
I hear you’re famous.
A costume company is using your
face as a model for its Horror masks.
If she had body to match her face, her parents
could enter her in the Derby.
SHE’S got a soft heart and a head to match.
The only time you have something
on your mind is when you wear a hat.
If you stood on a corner thumbing ride,
the only person who’d pick you up
would be the dog catcher.
LOOKING at your face makes me
wish I was old enough to drink.
I’ve seen better bodies used on cars.