Monty: Do you believe in free love?
Billu : Have I ever given you a bill?
When I think, I think of you. When I look, I want to
look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems
to become an obsession.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you’re not.
VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, One
in Trillions…I think its enough abt ME, what abt U….
Santa: Darling, Many years ago u had a figure like a
Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling, I still do, only difference is earlier
it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
What have the Polacks decided to do about the population explosion?
Sterilize all the storks!
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that
U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump
From !!!…
U r stupid: s 4 super…t 4 talented…u 4 unique…p 4
pesron…i 4 in… d 4 demand.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I
always wake up screaming.
If a raindrop would mean…I love you and you
would ask me how much I love you. I bet you that it
would…rain all day !
If you’re watching a movie on the TV, and the girl says,
‘‘No!’’… you know it’s an old movie.
In olden day’s man’s greatest fear was that a woman
would take it to heart; today his greatest fear is that a
woman will take it to court.
If you tell a man anything, it goes in one ear and out of
the other. And if you tell a woman anything, it goes in
both ears and out of her mouth.
Love is not measured by how many times you touch
each other but by how many times you reach each
other.
The one thing we can never get enough of is love.
And the one thing we never give enough is love.
If her lips are on fire and she trembles in your arms,
give her up man, she’s probably got Malaria.
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
A bell’s not a bell till you ring it. A song’s not a
song till you sing it. Love in your heart wasn’t put
there to stay. Love isn’t love till you give it away!
About to extract his tooth, the dentist told the wife,
‘‘I’m giving him an anesthetic, so he won’t know anything.’’
She said, ‘‘Don’t bother, he doesn’t know anything
now.’’
You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt
me, my dear sweet teddy bear!
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can’t think of anything but you.
I don’t know how I could have done that thing,
when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola, ‘‘Moyi! kitne din se
sar nahin dhoya..’’
Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Bunty : Mice.
Teacher : Good, now what’s the plural of baby?
Bunty : Twins!
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we
are, the more leisure we have. Forget the times of your
distress, but never forget what they taught you.
Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun
don’t move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt
I love.
The more you love what you are doing, the more
successful it will be for you.
He goes to a fortuneteller who charges $10 to read
brilliant minds, and $5 for average minds. For him it’s
only 50 cents.
