“Modern SMS Etiquette: Navigating the Texting World”
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another
smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile
just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of
SMILE.
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July,
I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!
When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look
ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend
will be there.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t
jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
To the whole world you are somebody….but to
somebody you are the whole world.
He won’t let his daughter go to college because he
heard that female students have to show their male
professors their thesis.
The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes
the small and kindles the great.
The difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above,
but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I
need you so.
When you are gone, I can’t go on.
Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
The man who makes no mistake does not usually make
anything.
Q: What do you call a prostitute, wife & girl friend in
mobile language?
A: Prepaid, Postpaid & Demo card.
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share
it, you don’t give the person who loves you a
chance to love you enough.
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re
close in heart.
The middle years of marriage are the most crucial.
In the early years, spouses want each other and in late
years, they need each other.
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster &
was wondering—Saala wanted tha to photo khinchne
ke baad use jaane kyun diya?
The rejected boy friend told his girl friend, ‘‘If I had all
the qualities you want in a man, I’d propose to
someone else!’’
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy,
the single wish to be married, and the married wish to
be dead.
He parts his hair in the middle because his head isn’t
well balanced.
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach
your full potential…these are the keys that will unlock
the door to personal excellence.
A woman tells another woman , ‘‘I’m not worried
about my husband running around. I break its neck
every morning before he leaves the house.’’
Lonely? No, how can I be lonely when you are
always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go
to sleep with you. I love you!!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and now you
make my heart burn like hell !
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into
your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing
your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am
working.
I started out with nothing…and I still have most of
it!
I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains
are higher than the taxes.
